On the morning after a late night out with your best Droogs, nothing opens your eyes like a big glass of Clockwork Orange Juice. In fact, you’ll feel like you were strapped to a chair and had your eyes pinned open.
So grab yourself some today and avoid the long lines at the milk bar. That stuff just leads to ultra-violence anyways.
Thanks to Daryl C., from Lawrenceburg, TN, for submitting the slogan for this shirt. He gets $125, a free shirt, and eternal "I designed a mental_floss t-shirt!" bragging rights. If you have a funny t-shirt slogan, you can submit it here.
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