Friends Don't Let Friends Derive Drunk
Sure, the act of drinking is packed full of mathematical concepts. You order a “7 & 7”. You “add” one more to your tab. You “divide” the check among friends. You figure out the tip “percentage”. And if you have one too many, your stomach might unexpectedly “subtract” a large quantity of liquid right back up the way it came in. But beyond that, it’s best to leave the more advanced mathematics to the more clear-minded among us.
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