I'm an English major. You do the math.
A college major is chosen just as much for what it allows you to avoid as for what it allows you to immerse yourself in. English majors hate Cauchy more than they love Chaucer, fear formulas in Algebra even more than adore Flowers for Algernon, and have completely opposite feelings for proofs and poems.
This shirt lets your fellow language lovers know just who you are. You’re a person that sees the number 1984 and thinks “Hey, that’s a great book” instead of “Hey, that’s the product of 32 X 62”. Go ahead and check it out on your calculator – we’ll wait.
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