Sure, you could spend $100,000 on an Ivy League law degree. But then you'd have to deal with crowded classrooms, inconvenient course schedules and rigorous academic study (the worst!) That's why we're proud to offer the very prestigious Law School in a Box, jam-packed with:
Law School in 96 Pages: This mini-textbook features Law Lingo (what's the difference between assault and battery?), Famous Cases (Brown v. Board of Ed.), and the most supreme of the Supreme Court Justices.
Heroes of the Courtroom Trading Cards: They're all here - Abe Lincoln, Johnnie Cochran, Sandra Day O'Connor with portraits and famous quotes on baseball-style trading cards.
You Be the Judge Cards: Put your new legal knowledge to good use! One side features an ethical dilemma and the other side features real courtroom verdicts on the matter.
Test your legal IQ! Mini-Bar Exam: Ready for trial, Matlock? Not so fast! Better answer these tantalizing legal trivia questions first! They come complete with detailed answers on an accordion-folded exam.
In fact, we're so confident in our system, we're even including a rolled-up diploma with real Latin words. It's the perfect gift for lawyers and would-be lawyers of all ages.