I'm no rocket surgeon.
Let this hip bag absorb any criticism that might be shot your way.
Tripped as you entered the store?
Not your fault, you’re no rocket surgeon.
Locked your keys in the car?
Only rocket surgeons can be held accountable for that sort of error.
While this bag won’t purge you of all guilt from mistakes, it will make would-be faultfinders chuckle with delight.
This durable tote bag is made of 600-denier polyester and 50% recycled material.
Please note: This product is shipped directly from our printer and will be delivered in 7-10 business days.