The Slinky isn’t a stationary toy. It just chooses its spots carefully. It knows its strengths. Go ahead and challenge it to a race across the room. It won’t budge. Tell it you can win a mad dash up a hill, it won’t even take the bait. Slinky knows its limitations, and it’s just waiting for the right moment to spring into action.
Slinky shows you what it’s really made of by descending the stairs. And no set of stairs is too long. So race it at your own risk, because when you’re sucking wind Slinky will still have that same bouncy spring in its step.
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