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Bald Eagle T-Shirt

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It’s been nearly six decades since the United States elected a bald President, and Eisenhower only won because he was running against a man nicknamed “Egghead” because he, too, was bald.

If Americans refuse to elect a follically-challenged Commander-In-Chief, they definitely aren’t going to accept anything less from our National Bird. “Bald” Eagle? More like “Luscious-Head-of-Hair-You-Want-to-Run-Your-Fingers-Through” Eagle. We’ll work on the name.

Color: Ash Gray
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Thanks to Sharon D. of Los Angeles, CA, for submitting the slogan for this shirt. She gets $125, a free shirt, and eternal "I designed a mental_floss t-shirt!" bragging rights. If you have a funny t-shirt slogan, you can submit it here.

$21.41

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