DESCRIPTION

Colonel Mustard

If looks could kill, this shirt would be the equivalent of a candlestick over the head in the conservatory. But, come to think of it, who really has a conservatory in their house these days? I mean, really. To put it in more modern terms, this shirt is like… a wireless keyboard over the head in your computer room.

Either way, when you wear this shirt’s appetizing bright yellow hue, people will always suspect you… of looking fashionable.

Color: Prairie Dust
mental_floss logo on the back

Thanks to Ethan D. from Brooklyn, NY, for submitting the slogan for this shirt. He gets $125, a free shirt, and eternal "I designed a mental_floss t-shirt!" bragging rights. If you have a funny t-shirt slogan, you can submit it here

$24.99