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The Library: A Great Place To Get Checked Out

Here are a few pickup lines to employ upon your next visit to your local municipal book palace:

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, this entire building full of books would be really messed up.
• Do your legs hurt? Because you were running a few minutes ago right before that librarian told you to “walk”.
• Do you come here often? Because you should, it’s good to support your local library. They depend on us for survival.

Wear this shirt while you deliver one of those slick lines and you’re GUARANTEED to walk out with a phone number – or a book on Alexander Graham Bell.

Color: Honey
mental_floss logo on the back

$24.99